Archive for February, 2010

Oh, please, tell me Elizabeth, how exactly does one suck a fuck?

02/27/2010

The only reason people are nice to me is because I have more money than God.

02/25/2010

Normally I bring my own- you know that fat free ranch stuff. But this this is restaurant quality.

02/22/2010

Just love me with all my faults, that way that I love you

02/20/2010

Hey, Brad, check out Malibu Barbie! Where’s the beach, honey?

02/16/2010

I don’t want your respect! Who wants respect from a ten-year-old kid?

02/12/2010

You’re like the Ernest Hemingway of bullshit.

02/10/2010


Rock and Roll is a prostitute, it should be tarted up.

02/08/2010

If you shoot an arrow and it goes real high, hooray for you.

02/06/2010

There’s a difference between like and love. Because, I like my Skechers, but I love my Prada backpack.

02/04/2010


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